DON’T HATE, CATS CAN DO DRAG TOO
My cat runs away from alcohol hella
Best part is I once owned those shorts
STRAIGHT EDGE CATS UNITE. TIL DEATH. WE DON’T GIVE INTO PEER PRESSURE FROM STUPID ALCOHOLIC HUMANS. DEATH TO PEOPLE WHO DRINK.
GPOY.
Just looking out the window at all the neighborhood cats. They get to run around doing whatever they want, it’s not fair. My humans keep my inside all day, they always want to be snuggled and shit, it’s like I can’t even have my own life, you know?

:-) You’re welcome!
(Unless you’re not XVX)
Earth Crisis makes me want to execute every drug dealer on the planet. Pure anger.
YEAH I KNOW RIGHT, PEOPLE WHO DEAL DRUGS JUST DESERVE TO BE KILLED!!!!!!!!!
staredown
My new roommate is a total bitch. She thinks she’s the dominant cat and always tries to start shit with me but it’s like “dude, you couldn’t even fight me because you’re SO HIGH ALL THE TIME,” right???! I mean, I guess it’s ok if you’re not XxXedgeXxX like me but could you at least cool it with the catnip?? She’s always on my scratching post, too, fucking loser get a job so you can buy your own scratching post.











